Is Growing Facial Hair/Beard a NOPE For Me?

For Lads:

If you are at teenage (I mean ages above 15.....rest of teenagers, you really are young for this beard and moustache thingy) and get this whatever grade you be in, as long as you are at an educational institution that has a "SCHOOL" at the end of its name then am sorry, it's definitely a NOPE. Whatsoever be the type of beard & moustache you have, it makes you look very oldish/uncool at school, it would totally be cool to look more like a young gentleman with clean shave at school , though some lasses find it hot for guys to have a beard however I can give you 100% guarantee that your beard is no way hot looking as these lasses are looking for. If you really really wanna grow some facial hair, try the goatee with moustache, though not very attractive or great looking, still will be better than anything else you will come up with.

*Fair warning, please don't fell offended if you did any of the acts that I am going to mention as stupid stuff because we all do these kind of things at least once in our life time(more than once actually) and I don't think it's that much of a deal. Besides this post is for your entertainment purpose only, to make you smile and happy at heart so try to read and laugh through it if you have done any of these retarded stuffs and if you really feel offended think of  OP as a big looser at life and all he does is shit on other peoples way of life.

How ever if you have grown out of your teenage or is at college the scenario is totally different. Its totally a YES for beards with NOPES for certain conditions like:

• If your facial hair is curly or short or little hair sprouting here and there don't even think about growing it, it will only look nasty and its not going to be much of a boon to your looks.
• If your hair color is ginger it's a fucking NOPE(are you really even planing to?)
• Cowlick beards is a big NOPE unless your beard is thick enough to cover it up

To you teenagers, the truth about beards is that it never looks great/attractive/hot if you are at school because you won't realize how much lame your beard looked back then until you over come teenage and hit college or whatever you be doing after high school.

Well as for college lads, beards & moustache are a great plus to cover up their ugly faces or make them look mature enough especially when they are short like me (I am 164cm~5/4). And I have heard that your college junior lasses find men with beard more hot and attractive, I don't know if this is legit, anyway beards are cool and gives you tough look so that's all good.

And if you are in college don't grow goatee and moustache, it won't make you look like Johnny Depp or that guy from Before Sunrise, you will only look like a dork/geek/nerd/seriousguy/notfriendly - not good.

So like I said School lads go with Goatee & Moustache and for college lads Beard & Moustashe is a Go. However I can't assure you that wether either of them will be looking great on you as it depends on how much less ugly you are ;)

And for under 15 lads:

You lads must be busy shaving your clean face all day to grow some facial hair. Well get this fact straight, keeping on shaving/trimming your face often won't help you with growing facial hair and whoever told you that it will is big fucking idiot. You need to take proper diet(with lots of vitamins and proteins for hair growth) and look after your face to grow facial hair faster. Good luck with that :)


Lastly for you lovely lasses:

I have nothing against you growing hair on your face or wherever you want. Its all okay. Almost every lasses in my class have small moustaches or hair under chins and they seemed to keep it that way itself and I think they like it. Its all cool as far as you are looking to get into a relationship. Most of em lads like lasses with clean shaved "where ever its possible on body".

However these are not the NopeGuy/Me is concerned about. As I said, most of us are cool with 'growing hair wherever the fuck you want' part of you lasses but what really makes you look ugly is when you put all that makeup/facial powder on your unshaved face and it almost seems like you have cats fur all over your face...a fucking white cats fur! ( Your make up turns your facial hair white, guess you lasses haven't noticed it yet)

Seriously, I hope you lasses understand what I said, so if you can't pull out from using make ups at least completely shave your face before doing it or else image a chewbacca with white fur, that's how you will be seen to close observing lads like me ;)

You lasses don't want to be seen like this

Do you?

Thanks for reading all through and here is a moustache joke for you as reward ;)

"I moustashe you a question but I will shave it for later"

PS: If you don't give a fuck about what others think of your facial hair, you are totally GOOD to go. Its actually the self confidence(about looks/everything about you) in you that matters more than any thing else.

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